fawnsocks:

i hate when old people glare at me for a really long time like ok judith sorry that slavery isn’t legal anymore maybe u should go knit your deathbed now

gudetamas-mom:

*me walking past a group of people*
me: gotta make them fall in love with me 

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

therapydinosaur:

there’s a kid in my math class that always has a basketball with him

i go to school with chad from high school musical

memeufacturing:

college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis
me: wtf why dude
college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus